Eclipse It!

Eclipse Day (August 21) is almost upon us, and we want to make it "light" hearted.

From Astronomy Trek

Q. How does the Moon Man cut his hair?

A. Eclipse it!


From Enchanted Learning

Q. When is the moon the heaviest?

A. When it's full!


From Funology

Q.Why did the sun go to school?

A. To get brighter!

 

Q.What do planets like to read?

A. Comet-books!


From Journey to the Stars

Q.How does the solar system hold up its pants?

A. With an asteroid belt!

Q.What do you call a meteorite that misses its target?

A. A meteowrong!

Q. What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?

A. Neptunes!


Do you have your own space-themed joke that you'd like to share? Tell us in the comments!

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