August 16 is Tell a Joke Day. Here are a few of our favorites!
What do you call it when Alpacas sing? Alpacapella.
What do you call a fish with no legs? A fish.
Did you hear about the drum set that rolled down the hill? Buh-dum-tiss.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
How does a train eat? It goes "chew chew"!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
What's the best part about being Swiss? I dunno, but the flag's a big plus.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?" I said, "No, it doesn't."
What's green and has wheels? Grass!!!! (I lied about the wheels.)
What do a peanut and a bicycle have in common? Neither one can play the piano.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated! (Decaffeinated!)
Why do penguins wash their clothes in-tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why can't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1
Two peanuts were walking through the park; one was a salted.
That's right Doctor Who (Tardis sound effects)
If you would fixture doorbell, I wouldn't have to knock!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!!!
What's black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What do you call an old snow man? Water.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
Where do animals go when their tails fall off? A re-tail store.